Constellation Games microblog archive

Constellation Games is a serial novel about space aliens and video games and love and programming. As the initial serialization unfolded, two of the main characters, Ariel Blum and Tetsuo Milk, kept Twitter feeds describing their increasingly bizarre lives. Since readable archives are not Twitter's forte, the collected tweets have been archived here.

Dates in this archive are the dates used within the story, not dates from real life. Click a chapter name to see that chapter in the episode guide.

Chapter 1: Terrain Deformation

May 30

May 31

June 1

June 2

June 3

June 4

June 5

Chapter 2: Corner Pieces

June 6

June 7

June 8

June 9

June 10

June 11

June 12

June 13

Chapter 3: Rare Drop

June 14

June 15

June 16

June 17

June 18

Chapter 4: Too Much Information

June 19

June 20

June 21

June 22

Chapter 5: Let's Play

June 23

June 24

June 25

Chapter 6: The Stars My Screensaver

June 26

June 27

Chapter 7: Party Creation

June 28

Chapter 8: They Came For Our Twinkies

June 29

June 30

July 1

July 2

July 3

July 4

Chapter 9: Import System

July 5

July 6

July 7

July 8

July 9

Chapter 10: K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

July 10

July 11

July 12

July 13

July 14

July 15

Chapter 11: Launch Title

July 16

July 17

Chapter 12: Monsters From Space

July 17

Chapter 13: Your Day Job

July 18

July 19

Chapter 14: The Wave Function of the Universe

July 20

July 21

Chapter 15: 777

July 22

July 23

July 24

July 25

July 26

Chapter 16: False Daylight

July 26

July 27

July 28

July 29

July 30

Chapter 17

August 1

August 2

August 3

August 4

August 5

August 9

August 10

August 14

Chapter 18: The Amazing Colossal Man-in-the-Middle

August 16

August 17

August 18

August 21

August 22

August 23

Chapter 19: Implementation Details

August 24

August 25

Chapter 20: Feature Creep

August 27

August 28

August 29

Chapter 21: Her

September 2

Chapter 22: Nerfed

September 2

Chapter 23: Trust Us, We're Expert Systems

September 3

September 4

September 5

September 7

Chapter 24: Homebrew

September 13

Chapter 25: The Infiltration Path

September 14

September 15

September 16

September 17

September 18

Chapter 26: Everyone With Cartoon Violence

September 19

Chapter 27: Friend Codes

September 20

September 21

September 23

Chapter 28: Someone Is Wrong On The Outernet

September 22

September 25

September 26

September 27

September 28

September 29

September 30

October 1

October 2

October 3

October 6

Chapter 29: He Sees The Map And He Throws The Dart

October 8

October 9

October 10

October 11

October 12

October 13

Chapter 30: Constellation 'Shipping

October 14

October 15

Chapter 31: The Peaks of Eternal Light

October 17

October 19

October 23

October 24

Chapter 32: The Evidence of Absence

October 28

October 29

October 31

November 1

November 2

November 3

November 4

November 5

November 6

November 7

November 8

November 10

Chapter 33: Infinite Lives

November 11

November 12

November 13

November 14

November 15

November 17

November 18

November 22

November 25

November 27

November 28

November 29

November 30

December 1

December 3

December 4

December 12

Chapter 36: Protector of Earth

December 28